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Has intestinal FORTITUDE!!! 
Eats PORTIONED meals!!! 
Enjoys NOURISHMENT!!!
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Turn onto LaFayett St. and park. Get out. 
Run as fast as you can. Then hide.
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If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, 
I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.
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Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98
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Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.
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Do you know what part of a dog needs scratchin'? Do ya? 
It's their BRISKET.
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I'm eating a helicopter, I mean a hamburger. 
Did you send this? DELECTABLE! 
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Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? 
Well, I was awake.
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I was staring. You are majestic. 
You could be a lion and walk in tall grass. 
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Who boo boo's da fubu? 
YOU do! You go da boo boo boo!
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There was NO REASON for you to call my house 
and yell at my children.
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I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. 
Then I tripped and fell
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Nux VOMICA! I invoke you, BEAST! 
But I only do so because you are HONEST! "A++"
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I once had a fork. It looked like a spoon, 
so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?
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Ganrenous, festering, malignant bidder. How I loathe thee. 
Repulsive, but GREAT!
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I was going to leave feedback, but the window's open 
and now I'm cold. Sorry?No! 
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I would rather be SLAUGHTERED for BEEF than 
forbidden to bid on your ITEMS!
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Has INTEGRITY! Refuses to live on the MOON! Retains his SANITY!
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When I hear "george4," I IMMEDIATELY think 
of your name, george4.
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Tony Two Toes! We went to school together! 
You stepped on a landmine! Remember?
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Bubbley Gum, Bubbley Gum. If you chew it all day, your mouth feels numb!
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   Crustaceans live in the ocean. You're not like them! B-
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   When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you're THAT GOOD!
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   Alice asked me to make you this sandwich. Here it is. I don't know. Ask her.
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   I am a robot. I bid on grease and computer chips.
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   Car won't start? Sell it on eBay. We won't know the difference. We're like that.
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   My dentist (dentist2@aol.com) has one eye. You're so much better than that!
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   My kitten-cat is FRISKY. At night she sleeps in the microwave.I think it's cute!
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I've carefully avoided typing the number 6 for 32 years now.Times change Iguess.
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Pass the butter, pass the SAUSAGE. Look out bunghole, here comes the SAUSAGE.
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Vermin and lice, vermin and lice. I say it once, and I say it twice.
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If you sell cereal and milk separately, I will bid! Otherwse, it will get soggy.
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Feedback accumulates like unshaven hair on an ugly man's ASS! Shave ME!
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I forbid you to wear the blue sock! HEED MY COMMAND!!!!!
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Only the tops of trees grow. A+++++++
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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, buckle my shoe. 5, 6, buckle my shoe.
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Enjoys WALKS thru the PARK! Greets MAPLE TREES with a smile!
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Don't tell whoami, but Barry Manilow is spelled with an i, not an e. Thanx!!
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Come to the trough. Feed on what's inside. No reserve. C'mon. It's waaaiiiting.
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Pleasant smelling. Friendly.
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Prompt, yet VAGUELY malodorous. Will CERTAINLY do more business. Has POOL!
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I am fat.I have no goals.I have developed a "smell."Please kill me. Thanks Mary!
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Dave3 touches my NO NO SPECIAL PLACE, but you respect other people's boundries!
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You need NEW ARABIC FONTS. Huyawoo Huyawoo. (only cuz you deserve the best)
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A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and how !!!!
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There's Charlie up ahead 2 clicks. I say we take 'em out. They won't expect it.
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Duck ...duck ...duck ...duck ...duck .......GOOSE!
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Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
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Auctions are tools of the Devil. Raise your reserve before he bids on your soul!
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I'm sweaty. Are you sweaty? I smell MUSK.
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The Pope bought his Pope Hat on eBay. You didn't know that, did u? OUTSTANDING!
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When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.
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Not sure, but I think you peed on the stuff you sent. My dog keeps smelling it.
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I was impressed by your TECHNIQUE. You sell and I bid. Very KEEN. Have my baby.
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Celebrate the 30th anniversary of George Washington with me today! Bid on him!
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Harriet Tubman was so great. She was black and that is great.
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I flew a plane in Switzerland. What did you do? Sat here bidding, didn't you!
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You're 15 genes short of HUMAN. But I mean that in a good eBay way. Yes I do!
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Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
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   Happy little dove, how do you fly? No! Don't shit on my car!
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Prostitutes and money. It's always prostitutes and money. And eBay.
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Great transaction... Oh, I gotta go! A triceratops just crashed into my house!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Feedback. Feedback who? Feedback Who.
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You are Barry Manelow! I know you are! I can hear you singing!
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Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?
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Refreshing you are. Delicious too! Rot my teeth you will. But I drink you still.
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Tender Jill, how delicate you look in these photos. Oh, sorry. Wrong Jill!
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Everybody have fun tonight!
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Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
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Ugliness runs in my family. And out, apparently. My poo don't look right.
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Crave what I have. Simper and beg. Feed you crumbs I will.
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For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?
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Fascinating and wondrous is what you are. TWINKLES! Doesn't need SOAP!
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You are much shorter than I would have guessed. Whose fault is that?
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An eBayer with MORALITY. Never cheated on tests at school. I KNOW!
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CONFIDENT SELLER. HAS YOUTHFUL OVA. VERY PROFESSIONAL INDEED. YES.
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Finds facts INTERESTING! Has good old fashioned CURIOSITY.
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Finds facts INTERESTING! Has good old fashioned CURIOSITY.
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WEARS CLOTHES SNUGLY. Reads at a COLLEGE level! Uses BALLPOINT pens!
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Questionably real physical attributes. Possibly foreign parts also.
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UNMISTAKEABLE PIZZAZ! Not pinache, but pizzaz! Real zip! And ZIPPINESS!
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Braids his own HAIR. Does a METICULOUS job. Yesirre. YESIRRE.
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Has a MYSTERIOUS TINGLY itch on lower left LEG. Otherwise, a SAINT!
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Well MANICURED. Has VOLUPTUOUS POUTY lips. DEFINITION of class!
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Very CHARITABLE. Donates money to many WORTHY causes. Has INNER BEAUTY.
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EDISON invented the LIGHTBULB!
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Has integuments! Yes, and many of them! A BARRACKS of INTEGUMENTS!
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FREAKY! Seller is FANTASTIC, but, somehow, REALLY DOESN'T EXIST AT ALL!
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I need to MOW the LAWN today. INCREDIBLE! RISKY! Can I do it? Yes, thanks to you
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LEMON-FLAVORED! This seller contains yellow number 4! I LOVE yellow number 4!
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ROSY CHEEKS! My parents always told me rosy cheeks get high bids.
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THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR ANY PERSON! Ingenious? No. Perfect weight? Yes.
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OBSERVANT. Knows where everything is. I call him Ted. Short for Tedrick.
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Is HUMAN. Has increased capacity for REASONING. Not a MONKEY. ...BRAINS...
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FRISKY! Full of energy. I know what you're thinking: Not Pat4. Yes, Pat4!
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CONNOISEUR of COLLECTIBLE MISCELLANY. Like rocks. And dirt. EXPERT!
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Ever see the movie Cindarella? Simon6 did. Anyway, you're still my favorite!
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Ever see the movie Cindarella? Simon5 did. Anyway, you're still my favorite!
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I have cancer so I bid low. I cry when I'm outbid. My dog died yesterday.
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I was in the Army. I drool. Poodles and Biscuits, Sir! Poodles and Biscuits, Sir
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I'll tell you.
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What's a bad transaction? One where you get crabs and warts. Yeah, thanks a lot.
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Mitchell!
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What's taller than a woman, but shorter than a man? YOU.
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I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I will beat her often!
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My pet alligator is eating the crap you sold me. I hope you both encrustulate.
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3 times in the last week I've soiled myself. YOU tell ME why.
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If you were in the middle of a forest and got lost, would I still bid? YES!
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I think about our transactions and how we bid so very deeply.
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Like me, you too can learn to slowly die as people better than you succeed.
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Pass the mustard, pass the gravy, look out loins, here comes a baby!
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What's orange, brown, black, and red? Give up? They're COLORS, dipshit!
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Is this feedback? I hope so, because if anyone deserves feedback, YOU DO.
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Buzz Buzz Buzz. Guess what I am. Buzz Buzz Buzz. ...Buzz
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Mister, why did my daddy go to Vietnam? Why did you shoot at him from a tree?
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If God was round, would that change anything? You're still great! A++++
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Uncle Gravy once ate me.
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I pop your bubbleface. "Pop," I say! "Burst," I say also!
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Helicopters fly too high to bid on your items.
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Do you really expect to get feedback... ever?
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I love you too much to bid on that stuff you call shit.
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I can see you, larryphoto!
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Why did you call your mom a furry, black ball of neutrons?
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You are.
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Sir, kind sir, I am almost proud to not know you. Learn to spell.
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I love to sit here for hours and just count my balls over and over.
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If I had a mango, and it was ripe for the pickins, watch out.
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..SLOBODOV!!! ....SLOBODOV!!! ...SLOBODOV!!! (Oh deary me!) ...SLOBODOV!!!
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Ask your three wisheses. Order your three stripses.
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I am a car. I go vroom. Please put gas in me.
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Nothing beats home cookin' except for your tremendous selling/buying experience!
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Scrumptious deal! Oooeee! Sell it to me again! Yeah! Can you fly a helicopter?
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God dammit! You have a big, fat flab-mo-chunk-behind.
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Are you a big hole?
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If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I do with the bodies?
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I threw an egg at you once, but it didn't hit you. I really meant it though!
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Did you ever see the movie YOU SUCK? I'm sure you have. You own it.
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I would like to shake your hand. I do not have any arms, though. I'm sad now.
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Smooth transaction! I just wish you didn't smack my kid.
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My dad was named Zack. He hit me. You never did. I like you more, in fact.
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Are you a member of ebay? Of course you are. I am too. Thanks for the chat.
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I bet when you were born, you sold something right away. You're SUPERB!
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You were nice to me. Yes you were. Very thoughtful. Few people are that decent.
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If I ever buy anything from a Zack, it will be YOU, mister! YOU! You're great!
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The breast self exam kit you sent saved my life. I had a huge cancerous breast.
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I named my goldfish Zack6, cuz you're so great. I only feed him onions now.
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Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife.
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Ever wonder just what is in a rodent? I did. ...Anyway, great transaction!
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Aliens will kill everyone but you. You are the best person on Ebay! You are God.
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Butter tastes so good on bread. I enjoyed the sample you sent. I didn't share.
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Don't hit me with that board like I was some kind of dolphin. Thanks. A++.
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Thank you so much for the lovely deli-style pickle. Very juicy and crisp.
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Thank you so much for the cola beverage. I drank it right away. The mailman saw.
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Thank you so much for the chicken salad sandwich.
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Thank you so much for the bologna sandwich.
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Thank you so much for the ham and cheese sandwich.
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Thank you so much for the ham sandwich.
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Thank you so much for the cheese sandwich.
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Arrrr. Swab the deck or walk the plank. It's your choice, matee. Arrr.
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Morgana says, "Fiend!!! Back to your cave!!!" Also, you are a great ebayer!
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Wow! This has to be the ROUNDEST coin I've EVER seen! Quite impressed. Thanks.
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OW, MY FOOT! Look what you did to my foot! You mangled it! Yes, you did...A+!
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If you could fit this man in a bottle... Wow. Just wow. He'd sell twice as much.
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haydes1 is so great, I just wish I could live inside him and nibble his kidneys.
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Dragons and Cops flew out of my ass just as he predicted! Great seller!
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I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish! Great! I can eat it!
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If I ever catch you in my bed again, I'll shoot your right then and there. Freak
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You send a good fish, Misah Man. Preese send a FOH more fish to house. Sank you.
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I love to cook potatoes. They go wherever I go. Yes, I love to cook potatoes-Oh!
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Who the hell are you?! Why am I leaving feedback for you?
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Very polite, but I never spoke to him. Quick seller, yet I never bought. Hmmm.
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I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
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Great seller! Who cared for me when I was sick? You got it - jazztime did.
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He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell.
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Best seller on Ebay! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun.
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HOLY SHIT. Wow. Talk about lightning fast delivery! Highly recommended. Damn!
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He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead and sold me stuff.
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Great guy. Outstanding physique, extremely polite, very handy around house.
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