Boviosity!

I was out for a drive and stopped at bowling alley for a few frames. Money was an issue. I got my bowling done, though, and left the alley. My car was in the parking lot with the hood blown off. I panicked and called for help. Raking through the wreckage I discovered a cellphone or wallet (?) with identifying information for the perp. It was a celebrity African-American race rights activist. He appeared on the scene with great bluster and full of threats. However, everything worked out ok and he accepted responsibility.