You be the judge!
Select one (1) riposte to complete the following exchange:
The scene: a church courtyard. A man and woman are standing and talking along with other parishioners: touching base, looking for volunteers, telling sob stories - all the sorts of things that take place in a church courtyard on a pleasant Sunday afternoon.
He: "Would you mind helping the R--- committee with the mailing?"
She: "Sure!!!!!!!!!!"
He: "OK, I'll call you on Tuesday with details after I get them from the contractor."
She: "I'm not going to be home Tuesday! I have lunch with my daughter's class and that really blows a hole in my day so I just turn off the phone and sleep the rest of the day! You could e-mail me, though!"
He: "OK, I'll e-mail you. Thanks."
Next Sunday. The woman is talking with a large group of women. The man walks up and waits for her to finish. He catches her eye and nods significantly, in the way that indicates "I'd like to talk with you when you're finished if you don't mind." She continues talking for another 40 fucking minutes until the women drift away. The man approaches her.
He: "I never heard back from you about the mailing for the R--- committee."
She: "What mailing????????????????...!!!!!!!!!...?!?!?!?!?!?!"
He: "The one we talked about last week. I e-mailed you on Tuesday about it."
She: "Oh...I don't check my e-mail. Would you e-mail it to me again tomorrow?"