Fuel-Saving Tip
In the interest of fuel conservation, those intending to go and see this production are encouraged to instead stay home, wipe a dog's ass with a $10 bill, flush it down the toilet, and spend at least 45 minutes gouging your eyes out with a dull grapefruit spoon.
The play Resisting the Birthmark is a deconstruction from several feminist perspectives of Nathaniel Hawthorne’s frequently taught short story, “The Birthmark” (1843).
(Further quoting from the site is not needed - Reading past that point may induce eye-rolling injury.)
Don't say I'm not doing my part for the environment!