Shameless Humor
Here are my entries for this week's Washington Post Style Invitational:
"For the convenience of your fellow passengers, please turn off your vibrators, I mean set your cellphones on vibrate."
"OK, a priest, a rabbi, and a CEO get on a plane. No, that's not the start of a joke, I'm telling the three of you to get on the plane."
"Please be aware that, in order to overcome a sudden case of stage fright, the air hostess will be envisioning you naked during the safety demonstration."
"I hope you heeded your mother's advice about clean underwear, because we will be flying through some storms on tonight's flight."
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