Anybody wanna see my crap scar?
Pity this kid:
Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.
Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.
"Huffman"?
"Toole"?
This story is too good to be true by about 1/2.
My last visit to the emergency room was for treatment of a crapping injury. I was living in an apartment that had a broken ceramic TP dispenser. The super had taped over the break; well, I didn't notice it but one morning the tape fell off, exposing the razor-sharp edges. V-shaped razor sharp edges. My elbow neatly fit into that and the only way I knew it was from the tiny whoosh of air entering the wound when I pulled it off - the seal was that perfect. Took 5 stitches, it did.
And "Huffman" just entered my lexicon.
(Link via Romenesko)