Boviosity!

Or, at least, brush with someone who gets a whole lot of web traffic.

That's me mentioned at the bottom of today's "Best Of The Web Today." I sent the link to the "Eighth Wife Ends Bigamist's Career" story. Taranto didn't use my gag, though: "Shouldn't that be quadruple bigamist?"

Yeah, "Octogamist" is a funny neologism, kinda. I think mine's funnier though.

I also included the gag, "...but he's got 9 mouths to feed!" but that was probably a bit of a reach.