Hey, I know what let's do!
Have you heard about American Airlines Pilot Dale Hirsch? He flipped off the Brazilian immigration officer who was photographing him in that country's silly tit-for-tat initiative against US security measures. For his trouble, he was *arrested* by Brazilian immigration!
At 9:30PM EST today, let's all step outside and give Brazil the biggest bird they ever saw in their lives.
No need to hide...I don't think they can come get us.
Pass it on.