I'm sorry I laughed at this
Mark Steyn on Timothy Treadwell, technical adviser on the Disney animated movie "Brother Bear":
Just as Kenai woke up to find himself trapped inside a bear, so did Mr Treadwell find himself trapped inside a bear – though in his case he was just passing through.
If you don't understand the reference, you'll just have to follow the link and start scrolling. It's about halfway down.