Bush Interferes with Iraqi Parents
WASHINGTON, DC -- President Bush has so far failed to respond to charges from the left that, by digging up childrens' mass graves in Iraq, the coalition has destroyed the dreams of Iraqi children.
"This is a serious breach of parental trust," says Karen Byers, president of Stay Away From Iraqi Kids, a new non-profit group aimed at stopping the Iraqi occupation. "Before President Bush came and dug up these graves, many parents had convinced their children that they were actually 'Kid Farms' where [dictator] Saddam was growing playmates for them. I'm concerned at this evidence of Bush's willingness to destroy the dreams of happy playtimes for millions of Iraqi children in order to line the pockets of his cronies in the mass grave digging-up industry."
Reached for comment, administration spokespeople couldn't stop laughing long enough to put anybody on the phone.
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Is this story from the Onion? Or did you make it up all by yourself? he he he
Posted by: Glenn | December 7, 2003 08:10 AM
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Yes, please tell us that this came from some humor site. The alternative is just too painful to believe.
Posted by: zombyboy | December 12, 2003 01:49 PM
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Yes, it's satire, no it's not from the Onion: it is mine own. I wonder if I need to use some kind of tag to indicate original satire here on the site, but meanwhile: unless I indicate otherwise, all material here is original.
Thanks for visiting!
Posted by: Brian Jones | December 12, 2003 02:07 PM