Bush lied, reindeer paused!
WASHINGTON, DC -- Boviosity has learned that the pattern of deception that has been a favorite topic since President George W. Bush took office actually began years before. It can now be revealed that Bush daughters Jenna and Barbara Bush were repeatedly lied to by their father, a Republican, who frightened them with tales of a magical, fat, bearded Christmastime intruder. "Yes," a determinedly dry-eyed Jenna Bush admitted when asked, "I believed in Santa Claus." Barbara Bush (the hot one, not her grandmother) bravely confirms the lie: "I always used to get up and snoop around the governor's mansion in my little footy pajamas and look for presents, but when he caught me Daddy told me that Santa had them up at the North Pole so I wouldn't find them. Isn't that sweet?" No, Barbara. It's tragic. One day you'll recognize that.
The daughters, obviously in denial, refused to condemn their father for the deception. A Bush spokesperson, asked why the President had lied to his daughters, refused comment. Liars.