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Oh, to be single again!

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im a great liar when it comes to returning goods i bought... but otherwise I don't lie very much...

I'll bet.

Hold on - she also says she looks like Jennifer Aniston "if I dye my hair lighter." LIAR! You could dye it white and not even come close, sister.

My favorite was the guy who was featured last week, whose reason to get to know him was, "I have a very active social conscience." Yeah, way to drag in the Democrat chicks, dude!

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Posted by on October 13, 2003 09:51 AM |

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So I guess it's "No Comment" on whether she masturbates or not (i.e., self love). And "Never" for self-deprecation? She only has a high school education - maybe she thought it was asking if she ever crapped on herself.

Posted by: Joe Martin | October 15, 2003 08:51 AM

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