Why I Don't Write Satire Any More
You cannot reach me, Dubya.Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.
Read the whole thing. Keep a barf bag handy.
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I'm personally pleased by the Bush-is-stupid crowd. The more people who think he's stupid, the more underestimated he is, and that's how he wins elections and other political battles. Lord knows I'm not the biggest Bush fan in the world, but I love watching him play out the line, and play out the line, and then *JERK* - the fish is hooked.
(Just watch how much Iraqi WMD info is going to come out in the weeks just prior to the 2004 election. In fact, if you remember, put up some WMD bingo stuff in about a year. I've got dibs on chemical.)
Posted by: Guy Smilee | August 10, 2003 11:33 AM
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Yeah, it's amazing how frequently the Dems resemble Goofy, sitting out on the end of that limb and sawing away. I've encountered Dems who hate him so much that when I point out how silly their hatred is making them look and furthermore marginalizing them, they blame Bush again. "Maybe if he didn't make us hate him so much the level of discourse would rise. Hate-maker!"
Posted by: Brian Jones | August 11, 2003 08:56 AM